Human Being Label Tee

Certified 100% Human Being.

You've seen product labels before — but never one quite like this. The Human Being Label Tee breaks down exactly what you're made of: 100% awesomeness, intelligence, humor, hilarity, a hint of mischief, a little bit of chaos, and just a dash of bad decisions. No artificial intelligence added.

Printed on a premium black tee, this bold graphic is equal parts funny, philosophical, and undeniably you. It's the kind of shirt that stops people mid-scroll and makes them say, "I need that."

• Iconic label-style graphic with bold "Human Being" typography
• Ingredients: fragile, emotional being, made with love, handle with care, requires coffee
• Soft, comfortable black fabric — built for everyday wear
• A conversation starter, a gift idea, and a vibe all in one

Whether you're shopping for yourself or someone who's perfectly, chaotically human — this tee delivers.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold 
• Turn inside out before washing to preserve the print
• Use mild detergent — avoid bleach or fabric softeners
• Tumble dry low or hang dry 
• Do not iron directly on the graphic — iron inside out on low heat if needed
• Do not dry clean